Davids website

This is a local website, there's nothing for you here

Wow

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour

LEARN MORE

Such website

But heaven knows I’m miserable now

LEARN MORE

So email

I was looking for a job, and then I found a job

LEARN MORE

Very webpage

And heaven knows I’m miserable now

LEARN MORE
Say hello

Ah, go on now. No, Really, go on now. Go on. Go on, go on go on go on.

Ah, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on

Sure now, I’ll say hello

ZX Spectrums are the best computers of all time

There’s really not much more to say, this is peak computing

LEARN MORE

Commodore 64s are the worst computers of all time

Seriously now, you wouldn’t even use this to wedge a door open

Learn More

DAVID DOES HIS TAX RETURNS ON HIS WATCH

Check it out

DAVID WONDERS WHAT ALL THESE NUMBERS MEAN

CHECK IT OUT

EXCELLENT! THE NEW FOOTBALL MANAGER IS OUT!

CHECK IT OUT

What Our Clients Say

This is just the stuff I can print

“Who? I’ve never heard of him. Who is this? How did you get this number?”

Anna Johnson
CEO @ COOLAPP

“If you see him, tell him I want my Pink Floyd CD’s back!”

Eric Black
CEO @ COOLAPP

“He never finished my website, the douchebag!”

John Collins
CEO @ COOLAPP

Say hello. Or don’t, like, whatever.

Our Awesome Team

The little people

Chip Mayer

Lackey

Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’


Jane Brown

Minion

Though the streams are swollen


Erika Black 

Underling

Keep them doggies rollin’


George Mayer

Sycophant

Rawhide!


87

PROJECTS

3

WORKED HOURS

264

TEA BREAKS

Latest News

I’ve ran out of tea bags.

Say Hello

What’s the worst that could happen?